When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Meee when I fucking cook
Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.
i literally just double tapped it
I hold in so much to myself
I want to say everything. but then I feel annoying & I can’t stand that.
I really just want someone to rewrite the entire twilight series and make it about Charlie okay
My Daughter’s Dating a Fucking Vampire
The Vampire Tried To Die But My Dumb Bitch Daughter Saved It
Now She’s ENGAGED To It
It Got Her Pregnant I’m Gettin’ Real Tired Of This Vampire’s Shit